The Front Bottoms
“Lone Star”
Nothing feels alright now,
The length of my hair or the fit of my clothes,
Crying like a baby solved nothing,
I could leave, so what?
Now what? So Where do I go?
(Source: longdistancedrunks, via mrbriancomputer)
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Werner Herzog Appreciation Blog: “My peenie is as hard as the pinkie of a knight’s gauntlet,” he said...
“My peenie is as hard as the pinkie of a knight’s gauntlet,” he said to her. He was hoping that his medieval description would arouse her sexually, but she looked puzzled.
“Why would you compare it to a pinkie? That’s the smallest finger,” she said in dismay.
He was dismayed now as well….
If the good Lord didn’t want me to put my nose in your belly button while we’re lying down together, why did he make it fit so nicely in there? It’s perfectly snug. Putting my nose in your belly button is probably the most satisfying thing I have ever done.
